Kick in the Crotch Month, Day 1: Attack of the world's tiniest foot

As Dean Martin (sorta) sang:

How lucky can one guy be
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the crotch?

Yes, it's Kick in the Crotch Month! Join us every day all through May when we celebrate yet another one of comics' lowest blows! (Readers of a nervous disposition may wish to wear an athletic protector.)


Page from Black Widow (2010 series) #1 (June 2010); script by Marjorie Liu; pencils, inks, and colors by Daniel Acuña letters by Nate Piekos

No, Bandette, no!